May 29, 2011 - June 4, 2011 Archives
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This is a giant (30 picture) gallery of U.S. currency that have had pop-icon facelifts courtesy of artist James Charles (who has two first names). They're all incredibly well done and are selling at the Shooting Gallery art gallery in San Francisco... / Continue → -
Jawas: hands down the best characters in the Star Wars universe. "But what about the Bothans?" The Bothans?! They're only good at dying! Anyway, the Jawas: they're small enough to fit into cupboards, have glowing eyes, and are all-around shift... / Continue →
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Pillow talk?! F*** that noise -- I'm going to bed! Booty Pillows (not to be confused with Lap Pillows) are real $30 products shaped like the small of a woman's back and buttcheeks for resting your head on at night because you don't have the real ... / Continue →
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THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS! Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got sca... / Continue →
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Did I say jiggling? Because I meant juggling. I'm just not gonna change the headline because I figured the sensationalism might attract some more traffic. "Like opening a nudey bar at the mall?" Exactly like opening a nudey bar at the mall. Th... / Continue →
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Your wife is gonna be PISSED when she finds out you blew up the sewing machine. The British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) were able to hack an al-Qaeda website showing followers how to make homemade bombs, and replaced the instructions with re... / Continue →
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20 years ago, George Lucas was planning on settling down and focusing his efforts on making smaller, more personal movies. Then he was kidnapped, locked away, and replaced by the f***nugget responsible for those booboo prequels for almost 20 years... / Continue →
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I'm ready to take this relationship to the next test chamber. Let's say you's in the loves with a special lil lady. And let's say she really digs the Portal (the game, not your b-hole -- run if it's your b-hole). The solution? A 'The Cake Is A ... / Continue →
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The $550 Sonim XP 3300 is allegedly the world's toughest cell phone, forged by Thor's hammer on Mount Doom in Mordor. I'm lying, but that would be sweeter than honey. Which -- BACK OFF, BEES, I'MMA LICK THIS HIVE! (Can you tell I didn't take my m... / Continue →
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I'll trade you an iPad 3 for your liver. A 17-year old Chinese boy found a black-market organs dealer online willing to pay $3,400 for one of his kidneys, then had it removed to buy an iPhone and iPad. Ha -- and you thought you knew a stupid fanb... / Continue →
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Note: That isn't even the whole picture and I purposefully made it ultra-crappy quality so you'd have to click HERE to see the whole thing. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jk jk, I just suck at Photoshop. Ever wonder what particular stereotype a social media web... / Continue →
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...turn the nub into a bottlenose dolphin. I admire your spirit, bro. *tosses herring* Make it a dolphin... [reddit] via The BottleNose Dolphin Arm Amputee Tattoo [obviouswinner]... / Continue →
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This is a 37-minute zombie musical about two dead people in love (nasty!) called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story. If I told you I watched all 37-minutes of it I'd be lying, and if there's one thing I pride myself on it's not being a liar a four-fo... / Continue →
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ZOMG. Apparently police officers in Tennessee, having trapped an armed fugitive in his mobile home after a high-speed chase, were reluctant to enter the domicile themselves, and instead opted to use a gas-grenade launching robot to smoke the perp ... / Continue →
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This is a small series of Mario characters as X-Mens. This is Mario and Princess here, but there's Luigi & Yoshi, the Kongs, and some Toads after the jump. They were all created by DeviantARTist basicnoir (aka Casey Edwards) and don't make very g... / Continue →
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Remember the two high school seniors that were suspended for 10 days and threatened with not being able to walk during their graduation ceremony after holding a mock lightsaber duel in the school's cafeteria? Well their principal, who will remain ... / Continue →
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Turkey vultures, hands down one of the ugliest-faced birds ("It looks like a ballsack!") in a family of ugly-faced birds, are being trained by German police to sniff out dead human bodies in areas much larger/difficult to access than traditional tr... / Continue →
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If you'd asked me when I was 10, I would have told you WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT that by 2011 we'd all be shooting around in the sky with jetpacks on, crashing into each other, getting sucked into jet engines, and all around dying every way possi... / Continue →
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That's a whole lot of E's (which makes sense considering Geekologie has three and everybody is all "GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE!!" all day long). Created by Michael Knuepfel, the height of each key on the (of course Apple) keyboard is directl... / Continue →
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This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bu... / Continue →
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Noise Snare is a system designed for collecting audio evidence (and the license plate numbers) of vehicles running louder than a certain decibel level. No word what happens if you cruise around with your horn blaring, but my guess is drive exactly... / Continue →
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This is a garage that looks like the back of a house/barn until the door opens. And then, oh man, it's clearly a garage. Usually, dream garages never become reality. It's rare to find someone with enough ambition and/or cash to make it happen, bu... / Continue →
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Always getting into fights? It's your face -- people find it offensive. Wear a mask like I do. Kidding, I just don't ever go out. The BodyGuard (not to be confused with the movie I've never seen and have no intention of) is the lovechild of a b... / Continue →
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Note: Full-res version HERE and a cheat-sheet for your low-down dirty cheaters HERE. This is a stylized portrait of 50 notable bad guys throughout movie history by artist Robert Ball. I'd argue that some of them aren't so much bad as they are jus... / Continue →
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How cute is that? "Super cute." And this picture of a sleepy kitten on top of a sleepy puppy? "Also cute." Aaaaaaaaand what about this? "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!" Haha, that's a picture I found online of a rash that closest resembles mine. We... / Continue →
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And it wasn't off a cliff! Team Hot Wheels just set the world record for furthest jump in a car/truck during the opening festivities before the Indianapolis 500 over the weekend with a distance of 332-feet, easily clearing (!!!11) the previous rec... / Continue →
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'Outside Aperture' is a 8-minute Portal fan film. It's really good. Like the muffins my elderly neighbor used to bake and bring over before I found out she made them with kitty litter (I thought they were pistachio bits!). I don't really want to... / Continue →
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Because everything causes cancer if you're exposed to enough of it (except my wiener! *flashing*), the World Health Organization (WHO -- but not the Doctor) has released a statement classifying cell phone radiation as "possibly carcinogenic to hum... / Continue →
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Because my job is as easy as following Youtube channels and posting the latest content (or "stealing everything from from Reddit/Stumbledupon" depending on which dumbf*** you ask), here's Slingshot Bear-Man or whatever the hell he calls himself sho... / Continue →
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Note: Video has a whole bunch of little kids shooting each other and CG blood effects. I can't in good conscience recommend watching it unless you're a male between the ages of 12 and 30, and even then I'd encourage you to opt for a cat video inst... / Continue →
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Have trouble getting up in the morning? Congratulations, you're human. Also, possibly depressed. JOIN THE CLUB. The mile-hi...no? You probably don't own a rocketship anyways! This is an alarm clock that slowly shreds paper money if you don't ... / Continue →
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This is the second installment of Freddie Wong's 'Jedi A-holes', appropriately titled 'Jedi A-Holes Strike Back'. Get it? Just like the Star Wars sequel! You might not have picked up on that but I've been complimented for my astuteness on severa... / Continue →
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Happy Memorial Day. I'd like to take this time to thank all those who have given their lives for the sweet, sweet freedom we seem to so often take for granted. Thank you. For a guy whose idea of sacrifice involves forgoing dessert, I've got noth... / Continue →
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Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding out in Central America. YOU ARE S... / Continue →
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Just like THIS GUY who did the same thing with a Lamborghini, Dan Reeves spent nine years building a RV-7A airplane kit in his basement. Theeeeeen had a contractor dig up his yard and remove a basement wall to pull it out. Why? Because his wife ... / Continue →
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A pair of high-school seniors have been suspended and may not be allowed to walk during their graduation ceremony after staging a mock lightsaber duel senior prank between the two of them in the school's cafeteria during lunch (I heard it was pizza... / Continue →
