July 10, 2011 - July 16, 2011 Archives
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Time for my closeup! I swear, actors: so vain. This is a video created by giving a gorilla a video camera in a special Kong-proof box. It's very similar in style to the BBC's Chimpcam series, except instead of chimps it's gorillas. I swear, som... / Continue → -
If you haven't already seen it (and even if you have seen it that doesn't actually change what it is), this is a video of a father and son locked in an epic toy battle, complete with special effects AND sound effects. It's pretty cute and definite... / Continue → -
Note: Don't damage your peepers squinting, click HERE to see the map in its full-res glory, GLORY HALLELUUUUUUJAH! Well with Netflix basically doubling the charge for having access to both DVD + streaming movies, what better way to celebrate the k... / Continue → -
I've never seen 'Up'. I heard it was depressing in the beginning and I have a problem watching depressing stuff because I get down easily. Then stay there. Truthfully, I've never been able to pick myself back up after watching Atreyu lose Artax ... / Continue → -
I AM THE GREAT ORK MA, BOW DOWN BEFORE MY SULTRY GAZE. This is a Harry Potter corn maze in York, England (hence the y'ORK MA'ze) made to celebrate the release of the final film in the series. Some people celebrate by dressing up as their favorite... / Continue → -
I can't think "diorama" without thinking "diarrhea", but that's probably just the 7-11 breakfast burrito talking. *BRAP!* Okay now that definitely was. "What'd it say?" Ha, what'd it say -- you're sick. It said, "I'mma set a new record for the... / Continue → -
Seen here looking way too much like a gaping b-hole to not be made out of a pig's rectum (just like hotdogs!), a robotic mouth (NOT armpit) developed at Kagawa University in (you'll never guess!) Japan belts out a ditty for the camera. It's the la... / Continue → -
You see the top picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by a professional (possibly in your local grocer's bakery!). You see the bottom picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by yo momma! somebody who doe... / Continue → -
According to a couple physicists who should lay off the ganja and drink more beer and buy me a round while they're at it, a space-time invisibility cloak could be developed that would allow a user to hide entire events from the eyes and cameras of ... / Continue → -
*scratching beak* "F***ing forcefields." This is a picture of some woman's home window after an owl flew into it. Rest easy though, the owl's apparently okay. Read: it wasn't found dead by the water hose. But it was late delivering a letter to... / Continue → -
This is a 4-minute video of a massive, multi-room sized Rube Goldberg machine that culminates in the taking of a man's portrait (God, just ask a stranger!). I couldn't really find a screencap that would do the machine justice, so it's best if you ... / Continue → -
SPOILER: Burnt Hogwarts. Because everyone's beating their wienerly wands into a frenzy about the final Harry Potter film being released this week, here's the Charm City (of 'Ace of Cakes' fame) commissioned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizard... / Continue → -
isplay: inline;"> Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit... / Continue → -
The Autowed is an automated marriage vending machine that binds you and your (way more) significant other together forever with black magic a creepy robotic voice and two plastic rings. The best part is it only costs $1, so there's no excuse why y... / Continue → -
Note: Video is NSFW -- I just shot myself in the leg language. Seen here showing everyone online how things are done at the NO.K. Corral, Wyatt Derp blasts himself in the leg dueling a paper target. To his credit though, that target did kill a ma... / Continue → -
...was Cuba big into feature-length horror movies PRIOR to the sixties? I probably didn't do the best screen-capping job, but the preview really is worth a watch. 'Juan of the Dead' (actually 'Juan de los Muertos') is a comedic zombie apocalypse ... / Continue → -
No clue, but it definitely helps me get lost as f*** and have to open my map every ten seconds to make sure I'm going the right way. *ahem* Fallout: New Vegas! According to an iffy study by the Groningen Mental Enhancement Department (WTF?) in t... / Continue → -
This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from 'Star Wars: Episode One' with all the sound effects replaced with a dude (the same one who did 'The Matrix' one) making them with his mou... / Continue → -
Seen here looking cooler than a cucumber in a bowl of Rectal Fire hotsauce, Dave Forbes displays the 160x120 pixel LED television coat he built to wear to Burning Man. Me? I'm just gonna wear a gourd on my pecker LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Jk jk, no... / Continue → -
This is a video of a guy beating Super Mario Bros. with a total score of 600. Which, from what I gathered by skipping around the 8:30 video, is 100 points for each flag level you HAVE to complete while warp-piping your way to Bowser (five, and wit... / Continue → -
This is a public aquarium made entirely out of ice and frozen fish in (SURPRISE!) Japan. Neat idea, but I can see the exact same thing walking through the frozen food isle of the Korean market down the street. All kinda shit be starin' at ya! Th... / Continue → -
This is a video of Saruman singing the TROLOLO song (which will now be sung in my cubicle for the rest of the day) from atop Orthanc while an audience of do-gooders watch from below. They...aren't very impressed. Me, yes, but I'm tone-deaf. Also... / Continue → -
I'd be lying if I told you I haven't 3-starred every Angry Birds level released. But I didn't do it entirely on the john. Jk jk. What? The bathroom is my sanctuary! I feel safe in there. Also: my balls for testicular cancer. Early detection ... / Continue → -
Fun for the whole family! (except children under 48") This is a picture of Japan's new Takabisha roller coaster at the Fuji-Q (NOT Suzie-Q) Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji. It features a 121-degree drop so, not only will you be ejected fr... / Continue → -
This is a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 covered in a Star Wars themed vinyl wrap for the Goldrush Rally 3 from Denver to Los Angeles. IT IS NON-PERMANENT. So if you want to complain about ruining a lambo you can only complain about ruining one TEM... / Continue →

